Guy: You know, you gotta try harder to get me a girl. Met anyone new you could introduce me to?
Me: Well, I did meet someone new recently.
Guy: Do I have a chance?
Me: No, doubtful.
Guy: She's taken?
Me: No, I'm almost sure she's single.
Guy: Then what's the problem?
Me: I think I got a better shot at her than you do; she's only into girls.
Real life situations are a real downer.